royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

giraffescanflytoo:

kurdtkocaine:

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

and the next thing i know……

Do you live in a Sims game

(Source: whatareeyebrowsfor)

laugh-addict:

(Source: whatshouldwecallme)

tvspecial:

when someone you like describes their type and it’s obviously not you

vocaroo:

how old even is dakota fanning??? one minute she’s like 6 the next minute she’s 42

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish