iamwizz:

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you

yall are just like nematodes

laugh-addict:

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trendingly:

Bet you thought it was those puppies again, nope.

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xingaderas:

if u can’t handle me at my Brazil you definitely don’t deserve me at my Germany

snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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netlfix:

when ur reading a book in class and u turn the page before everyone else and then u jsut sit watching all those dumb ass nerds turn their pages a whole second after u haha i am king

(Source: netlfix)

budweiner:

When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad

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